Internet for Teachers!
Summer 2008

Class Three
Monday, July 14, 2008

AGENDA

Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
- B.F. Skinner

How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
- Alexander Dumas

 


 

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I Don't Want to Go to School
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I *should* go to school."
"Well, for one, your 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL

From http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0000307.html

 

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